My dumb cousin

He's so stoopid

Thief!

Annoyed

Cousin Leo is so annoying! All he does is follow me and steal my stuff. He snakes the ball and treats and squeak toys and my food! What a jerkface.

Cousin

Why is cousin Leo such a dorkus maximus? I taught him how to jump and how to go up and down stairs, but he still doesn't like climbing the wood stairs unless I go back down and nip at him. Dog, for such a big guy he sure is a fraidy cat!

upset tummy

I was sick yesterday, I had bad diarrhea all over Grandma and Granpa's carpets, I felt bad but I really had to go. Then I threw up all over their bed! At least I got porridge and boiled chicken out of it. :-) Dad thinks it might be because I ate cousin Leo's food, but it may also be because of the rawhide chew treats. I hope it's not because of the rawhide, it's SOOOO GOOD!!

White stuff

Why doesn't this taste yummy!? It's just very cold water!

New car

<p>So dad bought a new car, it's really tall like the one he had last spring. It's a lot harder to get into, I need his help, and it smells funny (something called "new car smell") but dad seems to like it so whatever floats his boat!