I ♥ paper!

Dad got mad at me again for peeing on the carpet. I can't help it, it's so soft and fuzzy and warm! There's not much I can do, especially when Dad sleeps. Who sleeps during the day anyway?!

Bahaha, I stole a magazine off the coffee table today. I had no idea there was another side, but I did some exploring and boy, did I find a treasure trove of magazines! SO MUCH PAPER, SO LITTLE TIME!!